When there’s a single thief, it’s robbery.  When there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation.  ~Vanya Cohen

Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.  ~Gerald Barzan

The taxpayer – that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.  ~Ronald Reagan

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.  ~Laurence J. Peter

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.  ~Will Rogers

How does one get to be a tax certiorari lawyer?  Usually it’s the lawyer in the firm who can spell “certiorari”.  – Unknown